Newspaper Hat

Mkay I’m going to type for as long as I can without getting frustrated hopefully and also without thinking this is actually a lot harder than you think it is because transitions are gonna get weird in a sec just watch dude just watch why is this sentence going on for so long am I allowed to do periods or do I just keep going I forget why I’m doing this is it a meme my god what why won’t my friend Kenny come on minecraft I really want blaze rods but I don’t want to go in the nether alone have you ever been to the nether it’s seriously fucked up there’s floaty cloud squids that sound like babies I actually think they’re kinda cute but if they see you they shoot fire at you and in minecraft and in real life that really really sucks cause you lose all your stuff and i really like minecraft it’s horrendously addicting and I’m starting to run out of stuff to type um um um waffle spaghetti iron cheese pizza cucumber wait what what is this I don’t even I’m probably wasting your time but whatever if you get this far congratulations that’s part of your life that you’re not getting back I don’t even care anymore I like swimming well I don’t actually because I don’t know how to swim I’d drown lololololololololololololololololololol (ahem) oh my god what I am doing with my life I hate this can I stop now I want to stop but I can’t stop the fire ha ha ha dear god I shouldn’t sing I was not meant to sing Tobuscus was though he was always meant to sing and I really don’t know anymore waffle sunshine kitten I’m seriously going to stop now this is getting ridiculous and why is ridiculous spelled as ridiculous what the fuck you know what’s really messed up capitalized letters they make themselves seem bigger than lower case letters and that’s just discrimination dude whatever this is getting to weird so I AM GOING TO STOP AND WHY IS THE CAPSLOCK ON MY GOD WHAT OKAY I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH BYE THANKS FOR READING THIS IF YOU DID YOU WEIRDO NO JUST KIDDING BRO YOU’RE A UNICORN BYE CUPCAKE UNICORN SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLY SPARKLE SPARKLE sparkle oh heh the capslock is off whatev bye.